Tipping

I may have deduced the perfect formula for tipping. No more will you need to figure out 15% or try to decide how well the waiter did to justify the arbitrary number you are assigning to their service. Heres how it works.

You divide X (The total number of times the waiter/waitress came to the table) over 2 plus N. (N is equal to the number of times the waiter/waitress came to the table and it was an annoyance.) Now take that number and multiply it by 1.5 and round it to the nearest dollar. If the waiter/waitress was good they should get a nice big tip if they where annoying they will receive less of a tip.


((X/(2+n))*1.5)Roundup = tip


I'm going to start to use this formula more often and see how well it works. There is another variable that I will include. If you have to wear a tie to the restaurant add a zero to the number that you round too and double it.

Orange

The other day I was peeling some Clementine oranges and thinking of how good they'll be when I finally eat them. I then happened to noticed how nicely they peel. The skin didn't break apart into small pieces but rather stayed together like some thick organic paper. One thing lead to another and the next thing I know I got creative with a camera, enjoy.

Haiku Hour

I figured I should get back to writing more often. There's some haikus I composed:

Dusty controllers
Level finally beaten
Illusion complete

Light caress
Dreams slowly slip away
Rise awakened

Shiny change
Jingle all together now
Deliver coffee

Palm on Palm
Now together in rhythm
Trumpet the sound

I remember the pattern going 5, 7, 5. If I'm off let me know.

Wedding

Up top is a video put together by your wedding photographer Jason Alexander. I think he did a great job, We really enjoyed working with him. He was very relaxed and open to the odd suggestion or two, yet professional the whole time. He recently placed this video on his Blog along with many others. Head on over to his site and check it out: Apssite.

On anothe note, I haven't been updating this blog very often that is going to change. I shall make the promise that just about every other blogger makes.

"I will update this blog more."

Rock the scale of Gravity

I just fould this site Slightlywarped Curiosities on this page they had some good photo's of somethign I've been trying to do since I wa six; balance rocks. It may seem laughable at first but It looks good when done right.

Do as I say, not as I do

Personally I am a fan of the group Improv Everywhere. I haven't followed every little prank or "Improv" mission they have ever had but I have followed the more publicized events. Really these missions are non-malicious pranks that are beneficial to an unknowing host. This idea is similar to a computer virus that would do good things to your computer. While it is annoying that you have a virus and that this virus helped your computer without hurting it, it still didn't ask if you wanted it to help your computer.

The first mission I witnessed -not so much witnessed as saw online - was Best Buy. Now that I think about it I can remember a few times I've been in a store and happen to be wearing colors similar to that of store employees’ and being asked questions. My response always seems to be "Sorry, I don't work here.”

Their latest mission was:No Shirts. I'm glad someone decided to go and see if Abercrombie could take what they where serving. The organizer of this event really laid out why they are doing this. He has some good points, I'll stop explaining and let you watch the video.

Movie Freak

I took this lovely little quiz anf found I'm quite the movie freak. With my friend Josh in a close second.

95% Movie Freak

I wonder if the girl's quiz is different?