How Dumb am I?

I found this short quiz that tells you how dumb you are. I fell in the bottom 25%. I just thought I was dumber than that.





Find out how smart you are.

Engagement

Here is a nice picture collage of me and my Fiancée. She looks great.

I however, look like a schmuck.

A Little Construction Project

I am working on a show called "Movie Connection" with a few friends of mine. The other weekend myself and Dan bought some supplies and constructed three heart pillars. These monuments to love will serve as the finishing touch to our set. Feast your eyes upon Monoliths and know them to be great.

Cheap Post

I feel like this is a cheap post.

The "Which/How much (Insert Something Here) are you" post is a quick and cheap way to fill space on a blog. Now with my conscience clear check out which character I am from "Firefly".

Your results:

You are: Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)

Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 80% DerrialBook (Shepherd) 70% Wash (Ship Pilot) 65% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Alliance 55% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50% Inara Serra (Companion) 45% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 45% River (Stowaway) 25% A Reaver (Cannibal) 5%

Honest and a defender of the innocent. You sometimes make mistakes in judgment but you are generally good and would protect your crew from harm.

Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test

F.Y.E.O. (For Your Eyes Only)

In case your where wondering:

“This is a personal blog (vlog, wiki, podcast, etc.). The views and opinions expressed on this site do not necessarily reflect those of my employer.”


That is the last you will hear on that matter.

Look a seal!

The Moment Captured

This video is very interesting I feel. Here's why: It's real. You may be saying "of course it's real" but, do you realize how real this is. On the internet these days so much of the video’s we see are crazy things happening, someone posing to do something normal and suddenly silly zaniness ensues or it's a clip of something real amazing happening. Any clip that is of dull ordinary things don’t even surface for a moment of glory. This is not a dull ordinary video. This is a moment captured in time. After the smiles and nods to the camera are done you see people just being people. Every day things you see all the time yet they are unique some how. That is really what turned my interest with this video.

Also there is a monkey hidden in the video somewhere.

Swinging For Love and Lost

The other day my meandering travels took me to the west side. There I happened unique and enchanting artifact, a swing. This white roped chestnut cherry wood stained seated beauty happened to be calling my name with a tantalizing sonnet. As I approached, soon it became apparent that the swing itself was not the composer of this enticing ballad but rather, a beautiful and elegantly sculpted muse draped in turquoise.



Knowing her enticing melody had entranced me far before I laid my eyes upon her, I now was devoted to her. With a haste I made my way to her beckoning call. This chimed the end of her chorus and began her verse. It compeled me to push her higher in hopes she would reach the stars above. Before my I fully realized I had rushed to her aid and began to endeavor to satisfy her request.



Slowly working the rhythm of her swing we began to excel her to the stars in the sky. My feeble strength grows with every push. She empowered me, enhances me, made me discover my true self. I summon forth strength I never knew I was capable of before. All of it was for her.



Then with my last push she completed her ascension to the heavens. As I gaze upon her beauty leaving the earth, remorse falls over me. My muse has left me. Alas, my inspiration, my idol of creativity, my divining rod my imagination is beyond my reach.



Perhaps not, for it was with me that she reached the stars. Now my destiny is reveled to me. She has not abandoned me, rather motivated me to new heights. I shall begin my attempt to join with her in the heavens. At first my attempts a meet with few results but slowly I work up the might to breach the thinly veiled sky.



When I finally shatter the the fine crystal sheet of the horizon. There my muse shall greet me with a warming embrace and joyful tears. For I have defied the Heavens and the laws of Nature to reunite myself with her. Then together we shall traverse through the sky's infinite being for all eternity.